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But some songs are just way too clicheor earravagingand people are tired of hearing them. These. WATCH Inside the Tender Moment JoyAnna Duggar Austin Forsyth First Saw One Another on Their Wedding Day. Jokes About Marriage That are Perfect for a Wedding. Speaking at a WeddingFrustrated with their parents bickering over their upcoming wedding, Basti and Iris decided to storm off. Overcome by their emotions, the two started passionately. Try Opening With These Jokes About Marriage Winning Numbers. Q Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger A Hes trying to figure out the combination. One and Only. During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, You know, if something happened to Lloyd, I dont think I could ever marry again. Her friend nodded sympathetically. I know what you mean, she said. Once is enough. In Training. NASeNyG6WA/hqdefault.jpg]];var lpix_1=pix_1.length;var p1_0= [[400' alt='Watch Love, Wedding, Marriage Online Facebook' title='Watch Love, Wedding, Marriage Online Facebook' />I identify with football players because I know what its like to spend your whole life training for a large, jewel encrusted ring. Love and Learning. Overheard at my garden club meeting I never knew what compost was until I met my husband. For the Mrs Even though there was a blizzard raging outside, I made it the half mile to the bakery, where I asked the owner for six rolls. Your wife must like rolls, he said. How do you know these are for my wife I asked. Because your mother wouldnt send you out in weather like this. The Right Diagnosis. A man tells his doctor that hes incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, Okay, Doctor. In plain Englishwhats wrong with meWell, in plain English, says the doctor, youre just lazy. The man nods. Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife. Whats That SmellFor a romantic touch, I washed our sheets with lavender scented detergent. When my husband got into bed, he sniffed. Whats this he asked. Guess, I said coyly. I have no idea, he said. It smells like the stuff you use to line the hamsters cage. Years of Romance. Shortly before our 2. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As Id hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, Are those potato chipsSailing vs. Shopping. After we had lunch with another couple, the women went shopping, and the men opted to go sailing. Bad decisiona storm blew in while we men were out on the water. Making matters worse, the tide had gone out, grounding the boat. We had to climb overboard and shove it back into deep water. As my friend stood thereankles deep in muck, muscles straining against the weight of the boat, and rain pelting his facehe grinned broadly and with unmistakable sincerity said, Sure beats shoppingTrue Love. It may have been the most romantic statement ever uttered in our courthouse. In between hearings, a wedding was performed. As the newlyweds left the courtroom, the bride nestled up to the groom and cooed, Isnt it nice to be here when were not being convicted of somethingUsual Suspicions. After Adam stayed out late a few nights, Eve became suspicious. Youre running around with another woman admit it she demanded. What other woman Adam shot back. Youre itThat night, Adam was fast asleep when he was awakened by Eve poking him in the chest. What are you doingCounting your ribs. Reporting for Duty. Watch Dr. Wai In The Scriptures With No Words 4Shared. A soldier in my National Guard platoon became concerned when the Army insisted that he sign up for direct deposit. Its not going to work for me, he said, panicked. Why not I asked. Because I use my Guard pay for spending money. SoFor the past ten years, Ive been telling my wife that I serve for freeThe Birthday Present. On his birthday, my husband was stuck driving our six rambunctious children around. As usual, they were yelling, punching, and annoying one another. Joel finally had had enough. Kids, he said over the din, if you would behave and be kind to each other, that would be a very nice birthday present for me. Our six year old shot back Too late, I already got you another present. Hearing Loss. Id noticed that my 6. I mentioned it to my mother. Things havent changed that much, she said. Only difference is, before, he didnt listen. Now, he cant. Right Answer. Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife Dear, breakfast is made. Ive gone shopping to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love youHe stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, theres breakfast. Joe, he says to his son, what happened last nightYou came home soused and got that black eye tripping over a chair. So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your motherOh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your clothes, you screamed, Leave me alone, Im marriedMinor Procedure. As I performed a simple medical procedure on my patient, I warned her, After this, you cant have sex for at least three days. Did you hear that she asked her husband. No sex for three days. I heard, he said. But she was speaking to you. Taking Turns. Scene My checkout line at the supermarket. Me Paper or plasticCustomer Id like double bagged paper, and Id like you to make each bag as heavy as possible. Me Okay. Customer In case youre wondering, I had a fight with my wife, and its my turn to pick up the groceries. Me Uh huh. Customer Its also her turn to unload the car. A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean FloorA police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. Showtime Full Jane Got A Gun Online Free more. I have an interesting case here, he says. A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped. Have you arrested her asks the sergeant. No, not yet. The floors still wet. Rose Mattix, Decatur, Illinois. Bonnie Mc. Farlane On The Key To A Good Marriage. I once gave my husband the 
silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, Hey, were getting along pretty great latelyBonnie Mc. Farlane, 
from Youre Better Than Me. A Real Gut Buster. A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Ha Thats not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, he said. Its the only way I can see the numbers. Modelled On Confusion. The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for 
our wedding photos when he asked, Have you ever modelledMy cheeks instantly turned red. No, I havent, I said. But I always thought The photographer interrupted me I meant him. Joanne Noffke, Oak Forest, Illinois. Wearing Husband Goggles. The partys host paid me a great compliment. You are a good looking woman, he said. HonestIve had only one beer. My glow was only slightly dimmed when my husband interjected, Imagine how great shell look after two. Rosemary Tomy, Tucson, Arizona. Why You Should Make Love Once A Year. A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, How many people here make love once a day Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. Once a week A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. Once a month A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, OK, how about once a yearOne man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shockedthis disproves his theory. If you make love only once a year, he asks, why are you so happyThe man yells, Todays the dayWhen Siri Slips. After i messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message You need to get back to work now you have a husband to support. Heres what Siri sent You need 
to get back to work now you have 
a has been to support. John Brown, Jenks, Oklahoma. Groucho Marx on Make Outs. Whoever named 
it necking is a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx. Misreading the Signals. My fianc and I went to a counsellor to work on our communication issues. Using herself as an example, the counsellor crossed her legs and her arms and exhaled loudly.